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Previously...
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The Organization is pairing
you with Brett Willis.
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(Craig) He was just named the
Organization's junior spy of the year.
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- Pretty cool.
- I love hearing that from my girlfriend.
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I'm his girlfriend.
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"I'm coming for you.
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All of you. Zane."
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We're on our own.
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He's out there, and he won't
stop until he finds us.
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Hey, let me talk to Zane.
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Tell him it's his son.
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Hey, Dad. Yeah, your plan's working.
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I'm in.
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Look at you!
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You have legs.
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I haven't seen you in a
skirt since the second grade.
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I haven't seen you in a
library since second grade.
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Think Brett's gonna like it?
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Oh, he is going to love it.
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What do you think, Judy?
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Why are you going to so much
trouble for a stupid boy?
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Because I really like this stupid boy...
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I mean this boy.
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Well, I like free Wi-Fi, but I
don't get all dressed up for it.
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It's different when it comes to boys.
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Especially when it's... love.
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Oh, please, it is not love.
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Wait. Is it love?
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I might be in love.
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What exactly is love?
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Well, um... it's when you can't
stop thinking about someone,
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and you want to be
around them all the time.
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Then, when you see them, your heart races,
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you get butterflies in your stomach.
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Still doesn't sound better
than free Wi-Fi to me.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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I'm so happy you're my boyfriend.
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And I'm so happy you're my girlfriend.
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And I'm so happy you're
my daughter's boyfriend.
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(Goofy laughter)
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Thank you, Mr. Cooper.
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I can only hope that one day,
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we'll have the same loving,
supportive, harmonious relationship
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that you and the lovely Mrs. Cooper have.
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Well, I'd be happy to give you some tips.
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This is what I call "Craig Cooper's
100 ways to keep your lady happy."
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How about instead,
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you give us Craig Cooper's one
way to give us some privacy?
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You heard 'em, Kira.
They want us to be alone.
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Get your butt over here.
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There's something about
that kid I don't like.
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KC? She's your daughter.
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I'm talkin' about him.
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Why? He's perfect.
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Yeah, a little too perfect if you ask me.
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If something seems too good
to be true, it usually is.
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Like that peanut butter
and jelly in a jar stuff.
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That was all sorts of nasty.
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But this kid is great.
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Yeah. I don't know.
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Call it a mother's intuition, but
I feel like he's up to something.
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Seriously, I wish we could just have
one day without your parents around.
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Tell me about it.
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I'm still thinkin', if this works out,
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who's my daddy gonna walk
down the aisle, me or you?
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Why choose? I can make two trips.
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(Goofy laughter)
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All right, Robo-Sis, shove over.
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I wanna try out my new video game.
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Be my guest. This movie stinks.
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The lady bats her eyes, puts
her hand on her shoulder,
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looks at him coyly, and he
declares his undying love?
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Puh-lease!
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Well, I'm about to play Colopsis,
so give up the TV, puh-lease.
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I am Colopsis.
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Press play if you dare to challenge me.
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(Stammering) Who... who's that?
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Colopsis, a giant alien robot barbarian.
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He's so tall.
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And strong.
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And he's got the most
beautiful eye I've ever seen.
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(Gasps) Butterflies.
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You know, you can tell a lot about
someone by the frozen yogurt they eat.
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Well, your bacon-flavored
fro-yo tells me that you...
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have terrible taste in frozen yogurt.
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Yeah, it's pretty awful.
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Uh, one second. I'll be right back.
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Really, Mom?
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Hey, KC.
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I didn't know you were gonna be here.
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I just stopped by to get some fro-yo.
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(Forced laugh) Fro-no you didn't.
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You came here to spy on me.
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(Rustling)
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Really, Dad?
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Hey, KC.
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You're here spying on me, too?
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No. I would never do that.
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I'm here spying on your
mother, spying on you.
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So we got a spy spying
on a spy spying on a spy.
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It's a spy-fecta.
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Hey, Brett.
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Hey, Mr. Cooper.
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Mrs. Cooper.
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You know what?
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I'm going to return to my date now.
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Get home before somebody waters you.
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Parents. Sorry. I don't know
why they're acting so crazy.
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At least you get to see your parents.
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My dad travels so much, the only time
I get to see him is on the computer.
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Until I was nine, I thought he
was just a head and shoulders.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Speak of the devil. It's my dad.
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Hey, Dad. Oh, just hangin' out with KC.
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Hi, Mr. Willis. Can't wait to meet you.
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He says he can't wait to meet you, too.
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Excuse me for a second.
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Yeah.
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Everything's falling into place.
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I'll deliver her to you on Saturday night.
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Hey, what's up?
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Oh, wow, surprised your
parents aren't in there.
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Wait, let me check your backpack.
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Nope. We're all clear.
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Could it be?
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We're finally having a
moment alone together?
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- Hey, guys.
- Not now, Marisa.
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Wow. May I remind you that if
I did not like your boyfriend,
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he would still be my boyfriend
and not your boyfriend.
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Not that I don't like
you, but I don't like you.
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Like that.
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Sorry, Marisa, it's just that
we never get any time alone.
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Probably not with your parents.
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They're always spying on you because...
that's what parents do.
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Over-protective parents.
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Talk to you later. Gotta go.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Beyonc?? Secret show?
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Who did you have to kill
to get these tickets?
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Don't answer that.
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Two tickets on Saturday night.
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Two. Not three.
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If your dad wants to go, tell
him to get his own ticket.
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Preferably on a different
night. In a different city.
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Maybe he should see Rhianna.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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These tickets say the
show starts at midnight.
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That's not only past my curfew,
that's past my bedtime.
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But it's Beyonc?. In New York.
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In Brooklyn. That's an outer borough.
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I'm not even sure that's safe for a spy.
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Come on. You'll totally be safe.
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Junior spy of the year, babe.
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Brett, I like you, I really do,
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but you've sung that song more than
Beyonc? has sung "Single Ladies."
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This is, like four hours away.
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I'm not gonna get home
till the next morning.
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There's no way that I can go to this.
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Unless you tell your parents you're
sleeping at a friend's house.
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Great plan, except I
can't lie to my parents.
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If they found out, they'd
never trust me again.
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Oh, you mean your parents that were
hiding in the plants at the fro-yo place
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because they don't
trust you. Those parents.
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Hey, don't talk about my parents like that.
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They might be listening.
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(Colopsis) One wrong move,
and I will destroy you.
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Oh, Colopsis, you say the sweetest things.
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Judy, you're hogging Colopsis.
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When is it my turn?
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Get out, Ernie.
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Two's company, three's a crowd.
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But it's only two of us here.
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Did you just dis my man?
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No.
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Because you don't have a man.
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You're not even using his
powers to shoot the aliens.
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That's not what we're about.
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We don't use each other.
We build each other up.
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We're in love.
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Prepare to die!
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(Giggles)
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Colopsis, please. My brother's in the room.
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Not anymore, he's not.
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So Marisa, let's just say
someone, it doesn't matter who,
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wanted to lie to their parents and
go to an out-of-state concert
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Do you think that a good cover
story would be saying that
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they're spending the night
at their best friend's house?
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Why are you asking? What do you know?
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Who told you what?
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I mean... what's up, girl?
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I'm thinking about going with Brett.
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(Gasps)
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Brain freeze? Telepathy?
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That lady with the bad facelift is here?
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- Where she at?
- No.
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I think you're acting like
an irresponsible teenager.
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I'm finally rubbing off on you.
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Do you think you're gonna go?
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Why shouldn't I?
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I'm 16 years old, I've never done
anything wrong in my entire life,
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and my parents still don't trust me.
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I'll be home before breakfast.
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Nothing bad is gonna happen.
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You know what? I am gonna go.
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I know. I can't believe
I'm gonna go either.
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No, no, facelift lady just walked in.
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Do me a favor, and remind
me to just get old.
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Hey, guys, I'm headin' over to Marisa's.
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We're actually doing some
volunteer work for at-risk youth.
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Actually, I'm volunteering,
and Marisa is the youth.
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Anyway... I'm gonna be spending the
night, so don't wait up for me.
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If you need me, just text me.
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Or Marisa.
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Because that's who I'll be with... Marisa.
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Marisa.
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I think we should follow her.
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To Marisa's? Oh, no thanks.
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I get enough of that child.
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Have you noticed that she's
eaten breakfast at our table
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the last hundred days in a row?
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I'm gonna start claimin'
that girl on my taxes.
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I'm talkin' about KC.
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She's up to something.
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I bet she's gonna go
off and meet that Brett.
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No, no, no.
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I think she said something
about goin' to Marisa's.
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I know what she said, but...
Come on, mama bird.
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We agreed to let her date.
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Okay? So now, we have to trust her.
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Not even my parents were
this protective of me.
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That's because you didn't
start datin' until you were 23.
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By choice.
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Yeah. Ladies' choice.
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I cannot wait to see Beyonc?.
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By the way, if Jay Z and Beyonc? invite
us to an after-party in the Hamptons,
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we cannot say yes right away.
254
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,400
I don't wanna seem like
a crazy fan or anything.
255
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:54,038
GPS voice: One hundred
feet, exit to the left.
256
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,673
You heard her.
257
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,610
One hundred feet till
we get to see Queen Bey.
258
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,047
Uh, I think you just missed the exit.
259
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,549
Exit to the left, to the left.
260
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,719
The exit that you want
is on the ramp to the left.
261
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,387
See?
262
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:13,224
Yeah, I don't think we need this anymore.
263
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,492
(GPS beeps off)
264
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,096
Considering you just passed
the exit, I think you do.
265
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,232
Little change of plans.
We're going to see my dad.
266
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,636
Your dad better be one of
Beyonc?'s backup singers,
267
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,238
'cause I know I'm not
tryin' to miss this concert.
268
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,974
There's something I've
been keeping from you, KC.
269
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,144
The truth is, Zane is my dad.
270
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,014
Zane?
271
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,549
Like Zane Zane?
272
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,286
The guy who threatened to eliminate
my entire family is your dad?
273
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,987
Yeah, right.
274
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,390
I'm serious.
275
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,595
Uh... ironic.
276
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,998
Usually, seatbelts make me feel safer.
277
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,136
All right, this isn't funny, Brett.
278
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,437
It's not meant to be, KC.
279
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,239
My dad will explain everything to you.
280
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,674
That is impossible.
281
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,510
We can't be going to see Zane,
because he is in a foreign prison.
282
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,178
And who told you that?
283
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,422
You did.
284
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:12,784
See, that's another thing
I've been keeping from you.
285
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,119
- I'm a liar.
- Yeah, I'm starting to pick that up.
286
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,162
No toast for me.
287
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,364
I'm having brunch later with Colopsis.
288
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,701
Plus, robots don't actually eat.
289
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:33,137
For the 900th time.
290
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,809
Morning, Coopers.
291
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,381
Where's KC?
292
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,351
I was just gonna ask you the same question.
293
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,787
And I know the answer.
294
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,490
She spent the night at my house last night.
295
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,292
Guess I forgot.
296
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,228
That's what happens when
you have such a big house.
297
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,165
Darn my successful parents
and their enormous colonial.
298
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:07,238
You live in a modest split-level ranch.
299
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,442
Well, KC must've been on the split
level, and I did not notice her.
300
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,245
Uh-uh. Start talking.
301
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,246
Now.
302
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,148
Okay, she's not at my house.
303
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,083
She's at the library doing a paper
304
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,086
on the economic feasibility
of third-world countries.
305
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,290
Uh-huh. Define feasibility.
306
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:31,596
Feasibility refers to the ability
of something to be feased.
307
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,433
Fine. She really didn't
stay at my house last night.
308
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,368
Ooh, this just got good.
309
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,870
She went to a concert with Brett.
310
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,371
Ooh, this just got better.
311
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,739
In New York City.
312
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,175
Ooh, this is not good at all.
313
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,220
So how'd you sleep?
314
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,623
Not so good. I had this terrible dream
315
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,492
where my boyfriend turned out to be the son
316
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,295
of my parents' evil nemesis. Oh, wait.
317
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,464
Brought you a breakfast burrito.
318
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,767
- No meat, just how you like it.
- Thanks so much.
319
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,436
But do you mind taking
that back to the kitchen
320
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,171
and asking for a fresh plate of freedom?!
321
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,710
Can I ask you a question?
322
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:19,844
Shoot.
323
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,181
If I had my laser gun, I would.
324
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,217
Did you ever really have feelings for me?
325
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,586
Of course I liked you.
326
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:34,225
Hey, we'll always have our missions
and fro-yo, and dates with your dad.
327
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,761
Come on, KC. You know this isn't personal.
328
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:41,766
Speaking as a girl who's tied up in a
barn, it feels pretty personal to me.
329
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,168
I'm sorry, but this is
bigger than both of us.
330
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,871
Like it or not, you and I are
on opposite sides of this war.
331
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,707
We don't have to be.
332
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:53,644
You could let me go, and our parents
can fight their own battles.
333
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:58,182
We could be like Romeo and Juliet.
334
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:02,387
Or some other better example where the
couple actually lives to be together.
335
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,558
Come on, Brett, I know
you're not like your dad.
336
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,361
And maybe dating me just started
off as part of the mission,
337
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:15,466
but if you ever really had feelings
for me, you'd let me go. Please.
338
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,204
Careful, son.
339
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,708
You can't trust a word she
says, just like her mother.
340
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,910
Zane.
341
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,914
I've been waiting a long
time to meet you, KC.
342
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,216
I was once very fond of your parents.
343
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,719
But their love and marriage
made me go a little...
344
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,220
What's the word I'm looking for?
345
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,688
Insane.
346
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:42,860
I was going to say eccentrically
evil, but yours works too.
347
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,263
So what's your plan?
348
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,999
Goin' after me because you're
not man enough to face my dad?
349
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:53,271
Actually... I'm going to take away
everything your parents love,
350
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,842
starting with you, and ending
with the Organization.
351
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:06,284
Can I just say, I am so glad
that I never let you kiss me.
352
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,460
Where are you? Where are you?
353
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,295
Oh, don't worry, Judy.
354
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,263
I'm sure KC's fine.
355
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,333
No kidding. She can take care of herself.
356
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,335
I'm looking for my Colopsis.
357
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,937
You can stop looking.
358
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,372
I took it back and traded
it in for a new game.
359
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,577
Nooooo!
360
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,445
Colopsis!
361
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,948
Why?
362
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,051
I'm gettin' the sense
you're not happy about this.
363
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:43,488
Give me that box of tissues.
364
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,457
But you don't cry.
365
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,392
I know.
366
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,430
What are you so upset about?
367
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,433
Colopsis and I were perfect for each other.
368
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,436
You just traded him like
he was yesterday's game.
369
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,571
He kinda was.
370
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,406
But I loved him.
371
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,308
He put butterflies in my belly.
372
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,844
Hope in my hard drive.
373
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,614
Now I don't have any love in my life.
374
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,952
But Judy, you do have love in your life.
375
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,821
You've got your family.
376
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:21,626
Well, you're no giant alien
robot one-eyed barbarian,
377
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,861
but I'll take what I can get.
378
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,000
(Bones cracking)
379
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,335
Judy, Judy, can't breathe.
380
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,337
I know.
381
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,373
That'll teach you for messin' with my man.
382
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,616
I see you inherited your father's
lack of upper body strength.
383
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:49,554
No, my brother got that.
384
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,689
Look, my parents, they're
gonna be looking for me.
385
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,493
When they find me, you're gonna be very
sorry that you ever messed with them.
386
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,361
I don't think so.
387
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,630
In fact, they're not even
gonna know you're gone.
388
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,501
My parents get worried if I
take too long in the shower.
389
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,703
I'm pretty sure they're gonna
notice if I never come home.
390
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,705
But you are going home.
391
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,408
KC, will you come out here, please?
392
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,577
Okay, for a spy, you're not very observant.
393
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,811
I'm right here.
394
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,914
I wasn't talking to you.
395
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:31,495
KC, meet KC.
396
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,699
It's... it's me.
397
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:38,502
Wow, she looks exactly like me.
398
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,404
Even down to the fierce yet sensible nails.
399
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,407
Thanks to cutting edge
laser cosmetic surgery,
400
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,444
Bernice here is identical
to you in every way.
401
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,613
Hi. I'm KC. I'm a teenage spy.
402
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,415
My brother's Ernie,
he's baking the biscuits.
403
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,518
Oh, please, she sounds nothing like me.
404
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,020
Oh, please, she sounds nothing like me.
405
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,788
Okay, maybe a little.
406
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,156
Okay, maybe a little.
407
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,758
- Stop that.
- Stop that.
408
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,632
She is good.
409
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,439
Craig, it's been hours.
410
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,975
She hasn't answered our calls or texts.
411
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,112
Maybe we should go to the
police. Or the Organization.
412
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,180
Forget it. I'm just gonna go out
there and look for her myself.
413
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,549
Kira, I'm worried, too, but relax.
414
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,451
No, Craig.
415
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,853
I'm scared.
416
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,588
She's never done anything like this before.
417
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,556
Try and remember, she's 16.
418
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,059
Teenagers break rules.
They make bad choices.
419
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,761
Not KC.
420
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,863
I am furious.
421
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,965
When she gets home, I swear I am gonna...
422
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,566
Hey, guys.
423
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,537
Give her a big hug!
424
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:53,711
I don't know who you think you
are, or what is wrong with you,
425
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,947
but you are living in a fantasy world
if you actually think that my family
426
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,250
is gonna believe that that
fake KC is actually me.
427
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:02,320
Sure, she looks like me, exactly like me.
428
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,622
She looks more like me than I look like me,
429
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:09,026
but I guarantee that my parents
have already figured it out.
430
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,529
Honey, we were worried sick about you.
431
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,130
Where have you been?
432
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,498
Why didn't you answer our calls?
433
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,833
I am so sorry.
434
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,970
I went to a late concert, and
then, Brett's car broke down,
435
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,272
and then, my phone died.
436
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,940
None of that matters now.
437
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,642
The important thing is that you're safe.
438
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,210
I'm sorry.
439
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,012
It'll never happen again.
440
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:33,117
You're right, it won't, because you are
grounded for the rest of your life.
441
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,719
Now bring it in, baby.
442
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,696
Rob, your name's on TV.
443
00:22:45,746 --> 00:22:50,296
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